Rejoice, white people! You never wiped out the Native Americans, enslaved the Africans or polluted the environment. Because you hit the reset button. You journeyed to some far-off planet whose inhabitants just happen to look like Native Americans with yellow cat’s eyes. Just as they are about to be exterminated by an evil Earth corporation, one of the humans – a white man – has a pang of remorse and sallies forth to lead the natives to victory.