Attorney General (shudder) Jeff Sessions probably intends his threat to require lie detector tests of everyone in the National Security Council to convey his determination to stop leakers. But instead, like most everything else Jeff Sessions does, it mostly comes off as weird. It's like he rented out space in his brain to a team of down-on-their-luck writers for a long-ago-cancelled television show. Sessions' idea is to do a one-time, one-issue, polygraph test of everyone on the NSC staff.