The Amusement Park From Hell

Bill McCartney, the Hall of Fame football coach who led the CU Buffs to their lone national title, died Friday night after a lengthy battle with dementia, the university announced. He was 84. The family released a statement through the school late Friday mourning McCartney’s passing. “Our father surrendered his life to Jesus at 33 years old, setting a trajectory for our family and many others.

Michael Malone might never get over his phobia of short-handed draft lottery teams. The Brooklyn Nets’ injury report had to be nightmare fuel for him. No Cameron Johnson, D’Angelo Russell, Cam Thomas, De’Anthony Melton, Bojan Bogdanovic or Trendon Watford. And the Nuggets were getting MVP center Nikola Jokic back after two games of sick leave. “We went through their personnel and I said, ‘I’d bet a lot of money that most of you guys have never heard of some of these players or have any idea where they’ve played,'” Malone shared with reporters on Friday.

By STEPHEN HAWKINS ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) — Quinshon Judkins ran for two touchdowns before Jack Sawyer forced a fumble by his former roommate that he returned 83 yards for a clinching TD as Ohio State beat Texas 28-14 in the Cotton Bowl on Friday night to advance to a shot for their sixth national title. Led by Judkins and Sawyer, the Buckeyes (13-2) posted the semifinal victory in the same stadium where 10 years ago they were champions in the debut of the College Football Playoff as a four-team format.

The sibling rivalry, now coated fully in burgundy, began anew right when Sam Bassett started to speak at his introductory news conference at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park on Friday. His first remark on the podium to the 30-40 in attendance was to thank them for being there — Rapids front office members, media, family, University of Denver coaching staff. Then, with brother and Colorado Rapids star Cole Bassett sitting in the front row, Sam pointed out the crowd was much larger for this Bassett’s welcome to the club than the other’s. Cole’s ear-to-ear smile had a wince of annoyance.

A man was fatally shot after walking outside his home in northwest Aurora on Thursday night, police officials said. The man saw a “suspicious” red sedan after walking outside of his home just before 7 p.m. in the 20000 block of East 62nd Drive, according to the Aurora Police Department. Related Articles Crime and Public Safety | Man dies after fight outside south Aurora home Crime and Public Safety | Denver man on the run wanted for murder in July shooting in Aurora, police say Crime and Public Safety | New Colorado gun tax aims to shore up state’s victim services Crime and Public Safety | Teen who killed woman with AR-15 after fender-bender on Denver’s Colfax Avenue sentenced to life with parole Crime and Public Safety | Judge keeps $5 million bail in murder case, concerned over community support for defendant An unknown person in the car shot him, and the man was taken to the hospital, where he later died. The suspect left the scene before police arrived, and investigators do not have a description and have not made any arrests.

Steve Bannon cried crocodile tears of outrage when nobody shook traitor Trump's hands after he crashed Jimmy Carter's funeral. Trump is a canker sore on the office of the presidency. Boo fucking hoo. BANNON: But I have to comment on this, folks. Right there, you had had this, you know, people walking in and, you know, the Obama and for all the fanboys out there saying Obama was talking to him. No, Obama snubbed President Trump.