The 2024 Elections Will Be Close, Probably… Maybe

A man wearing a "Let's Go Brandon" hat grew incensed when told he could not vote while wearing political paraphernalia of any kind. So he did what any other self-respecting MAGA idiot would do: he started a fight with poll workers. "You f--king b---h," the man replied, before adding, "It's my mother f--kin' right to" wear the hat.

One would think a congressional representative would, you know, live in the district he supposedly represents but that's not the case for Republican Nick LaLota, who lives in Amityville on the western end of Long Island, closer to New York City. His opponent, Democrat John Avlon, formerly of CNN, has lived in Sag Harbor for over ten years. Source: Daily Beast A GOP representative is running for re-election in a New York district where he doesn’t actually live.

So here's a classic October surprise in Pennsylvania! Although the book with this information has been out there for months, no one really mentioned it until the race between Sen. Bob Casey and Dave McCormick tightened up. Via WHYY: Katina Stefanova left the Connecticut-based hedge fund Bridgewater Associates under strained circumstances.

While campaigning for GOP Sen. candidate Dave McCormick near Pittsburgh, Nikki Haley told voters to forget about how “noisy” Donald Trump is and cast ballots for the disgraced former President. She told voters to “pull the emotion out” and “focus on the policies,” adding that “it’s not about us” but about future generations.

Here we go again with Fox selectively editing what Joe Biden said about the speaker at Trump's hate-fest Madison Square Garden rally. This time we've also got Sean Hannity putting Tokyo Rose to shame with this cult-like gushing over Dear Leader's stunt where he came close to busting his ass before being driven around in circles in a garbage truck with his name on it on a tarmac. Here's the beginning of the segment from Hannity's show this Wednesday, where he takes Biden out of context and doesn't show the rest of what he said, and uses it to repeat Trump's lie that he was attacking "half the country." HANNITY: The party of unity, the party of joy and happiness and love and peace is added again.

Sen. Ted Cruz reacted to a question about abortion the same way he reacted to a Texas storm that left millions freezing in the dark and more than a hundred literally freezing to death: by running away. Instead of jetting off to Cancun when he didn't want to do his job, Cruz dodged questions from CNN’s Ed Lavendera with BS. Asked why there was no mention of abortion in his speech, Cruz sneered, “I understand that's what Democrats want to talk all day long about.” Sadly, it’s no surprise Cruz doesn’t care about what concerns his Democratic constituents.